No need to excuse yourself as far as I'm concerned, Robert.
I only made my remarks to advise the Rest of the World of the sad state of affairs here in PCUK.
Frankly I couldn't give a damn about "offending" folk, myself. After all, it's almost impossible to avoid these days. Do we have free speech in this country*, or not?
Anyway, here's another one for you (that I may have used before):-