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A man was visiting a new restaurant and noticed that all the staff including the manager carried a spoon in their shirt pocket.

On sitting down at the table he knocked the spoon on the floor and the nearest waiter immediately replaced it with the one from his pocket. Finding this a bit strange he asked the waiter why do the staff carry a spoon in their pocket?

Well the waiter said there's a easy explanation, last week the manager got a time and motion expert in and he found out that the most dropped utensil was the spoon and that if everybody had a spoon in their pocket it would save time.

When when he was paying the bill he noticed that the waiter had a string hanging out of his fly. Looking around all the waiters had a string hanging out of their fly, so he asked why the string?

Well said the waiter, the same expert found that if we tie a string to our you know what we can save 17% of our time in the bathroom by not washing our hands.

Wait a minute said the diner how do you get it back in your pants?

With this the waiter lent forward and whispered