Lets keep these jokes rolling - it is either laugh or cry.
He said to me . ... ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ........... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him ... ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him ... . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .... .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. . .. A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .... . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed….Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
My spelling is not bad. I am typing this on a Medigenic keyboard and I blame that for all my typos.
