This woman often gets on the same train as I do, and every time I look at her, she is staring at me. Quite unnerving! This morning I plucked up the courage to speak to her, so I said, I noticed you looking at me, do you know me? She said, no not really its just that you look like my third husband! I said, your third husband? How many husbands have you had? She said, "just two!"
