Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of
> her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who
> thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny
> stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?'
> 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
> her face. 'Why do you do that, mummy?' he asked. 'To make myself
> beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
> tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
> class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
> 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
> Network!'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * *
> *
>
>
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the
> 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
> asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the
> policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little Johnny
> asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
>
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
> horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
> 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm
> buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
> shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
> Telstra guy wants to buy Mum .'

Lee

Don't forget "we've never had it so good".