A little boy comes across a farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with it. The farmer tells the little boy, "I'm taking it home to put on my rhubarb." The little boy looks up at the farmer, somewhat quizzically and says, "I don't know where you come from, but we put ice cream and sugar on ours!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
