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Three elderly football fans go to Church and pray for their respective teams.
The first is a Scotland fan who asks, “When will Scotland win the World Cup?”
“In 5 years, my son,” God replies.
“But I'll be dead by then” says the Scotland fan.
Second up is a Stenhousemuir fan who says “When will Stenhousemuir be in the Scottish Premiership?”
God replies, “In 10 years my son.”
The ‘Muir fan replies, “But I'll be dead by then”.
Finally, it is the turn of the Hearts fan who asks Lord, “When will Hearts win the Premiership?” God replies “I'll be dead by then!”