An Irishman, an Australian and a Scouser are all in a bar. Just as they were all enjoying their beers, the Scouser looks up and sees Jesus standing at the bar. So with that they all buy Jesus a drink. The Irishman buys him a Guinness, the Australian buys him a Foster’s, and the Scouser buys him a bitter. After Jesus drinks all his beers he goes to the group to shake their hands. He shakes the Irishman's hand and with that gives off a yell of relief, "Hell, Jesus, that bad back I've had all my life has just gone". He shakes the Australian man's hand and he also gives off a yell, "That Arthritis I've had for 20 years has just disappeared!" Jesus goes to shake the Scouser's hand, but he backs off, saying, "No way, I’m on disability benefit!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
