A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband number 1 was a sales representative - he kept telling me how great it was going to be.” ”Husband number 2 was in software services - he was never really sure how it was supposed to work, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.” ”Husband number 3 was from field services - he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.” ”Husband number 4 was in telemarketing - even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.” ”Husband number 5 was an engineer - he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.” ”Husband number 6 was from finance and administration - he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.” ”Husband number 7 was in marketing - although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.” ”Husband number 8 was a psychologist - all he ever did was talk about it.” ”Husband number 9 was a gynaecologist - all he did was look at it.” ”Husband number 10 was a stamp collector - all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
