Three nuns were attending a cubs baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns in the hope that they would become annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy started:- "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only one hundred nuns living there".
Then the second guy piped up with:- "I want to go to Montana. There are only fifty nuns living there".
The third guy said:- "I want to go to Idaho. There are only twenty-five nuns living there".
At last one of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very calm, sweet, voice said:- "Why don't you go to Hell? There aren't any nuns there"!
