This is Masters week afterall-l-l-l-l-l.......
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> A man walks into a bar, and a lady
> recognizes him as golf player, Tiger Woods.
> They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.
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> They start to kiss, and he takes off his shirt.
> On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
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> "What's that for?" the lady questions.
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> "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on Tour,
> people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
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> Then he takes off his trousers, and on his
> leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
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> 'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
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> "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
> when this tattoo is seen on Tour."
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> Then he drops his underwear and on his
> penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
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> The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
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> He replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
> "It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!