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These have been also been said by cricket commentators.

Brian Johnson
"Horton has a funny stance, it looks liking he's sh*tting on a sooting stick."
(referring to Neil Harvey) "standing in the slips with his legs apart waiting for a tickle."

Richie Benaud
"He's usually a good puller, but that time he didn't get it up"
"Australia need to score more runs and take more wickets if they want to win."
He also said that Mark Waugh was a "compulsive hooker"

Richard Hadlee and Richie Benaud were commentating together. Michael Atherton was hit in the box and Hadlee said 'That ball bounced'. Benaud replied with 'Which One?'

John Arlott
"Greg Chappell at first slip wearing the long sleeved jumper, wide brim hat and long sleeved t-shirt, Ian Chappell at second slip wearing a short sleeved jumper and wide brim hat and Redpath at 3rd slip wearing no jumper at all................sort of like a progressive strip tease!"

Tony Greig
"For every winner, there has to be a looser in these games."
"In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one."

The camera is showing a guy with an Australian tattoo above his nipple.
"I've gotta get me one of those" - Tony Greig
"You do, 2 in fact" - Richie Benaud

Ian Smith
"Ohh can you believe it they've run themselves out again- this is double suicide" then Richie Benaud interupts "Ahh Ian, thats the replay"

Ian Chappell
"Fast bowlers are quick, even at the end of the day. Just watch this - admittedly it's in slow motion."

Robert