Theres this guy who's shipwrecked on a dersert Island somewhere in the world, One day he's laying around on the sand looking out to infintiy and see something in the water swimming towards the Island. It emerges to be be a woman in a skin divers suit, she slowly walks up to him on the beach and say's to him in a 'French Accent' Missur how long is it since you have had a drink? He says to her, 'I havent had a drink of whisky since the day I was shipwrecked on this Island' , Thankyou yes I'll have some. She un-zipps her left breast pocket and produces a bottle of whisky. Then she says to him 'missur how long is it since you have had a cigarette? He thinks to himself blimey this is too good to be true, 'he replies'I havent had one of those since the day I was shipwrecked here as well' She un-zipps her right breast pocket and produces a packet of fags and a lighter. While he's tucking into the fags and whisky, she then asks him another question,whilst un-doing the centre zip of her costume she say's 'Missur how long is it since you have played around?
He say's, 'Cor blimey girl, you gotta set of golf clubs down there as well!!!' boom boom
