All I'm doing is transplanting sections of the 171-page Word Document that has all these jokes in the order that they're written. I didn't write the jokes, I just collect 'em and pass them on. IF I wanted to paste in the jokes that I thought would be funny, then... 1) I'd get thrown off the site. One moderator has already (and justifiably) told me to exercise a bit of restraint. Some of the jokes on the doc are a bit on the rough side, 2) The local Vice Squad would be onto me like a ton of bricks, and... 3) A lot of religious organisations would kick the organic waste out of me. I usually counter this by quoting Terry Pratchett - "Freedom of Religion alsio includes Freedom FROM Religion". I'm sure this bit of philosophy (if that's what it is) can be applied to almost any subject. If you want something a little closer to the knuckle, I can send something via a PM if you want. A couple of guys have asked for a copy of the original document, plus some rough/offensive (delete as applicable) stuff.
Naitch
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
