I think you'll find that unless the joke was grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene, or menacing character, Robert was very funnily exercising his right to freedom of expression under the human rights act! Any way here's one I received.
I hear you can now insure your sex life - but depending on your life style you have to use the correct insurer!
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