CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!'


Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok

today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs

hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really

need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my

wife and tell her to give me S e x. That Makes
everything

better and I go to work. You try that.'



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say

and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........ .You got nice house.'

Lee

Don't forget "we've never had it so good".