--- Bottle of Wine
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> Women will LOVE this one......well the one that sent this to me did)
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> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars
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> After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
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> The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
> but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
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> Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at
> fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
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> The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
> wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to
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> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
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> The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
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> The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
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> The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
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> MORAL OF THE STORY:
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> Women are clever, evil bitches.
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> Don't mess with them.
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Lee

Don't forget "we've never had it so good".