paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. next day the farmer tells paddy that the donkey has died. Paddy asks for his £100 back but the farmer says he has spent it. Ok then bring me the dead donkey says paddy. What are you going to do with it? says the farmer. I am going to raffle it. You cant raffle a dead donkey. You watch me! says Paddy, I just wont tell anyone he is dead.
A month later the farmer meets Paddy. How did your raffle go? he said Went Ok I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made £898.00 said Paddy. Didnt anyone complain?
Only the guy who won, so i gave him his two pound back!'
