Did you mean the first one or the second, Robert? (for #1, the point is "hand in the sack" and for #2 it is supposed Bell, the first phone inventor, at that moment - he's screwing the last screw and chuck's message appears on the display...oh, you're right, Robert - Bell's phone had no display.)
Here, in czech republic, there are chuck norris jokes very popular among youth...


Skydiver Felix Baumgartner maked the highest skydive ever Oct. 14, 2012. The height was 39km and it was the world record. Chuck Norris jumped there...


Chuck Norris knows how to join USA to USB.