This was from my little girl:- -------------------------------- there was and englishman,irishman and scotsman, and they find a magic slide,whatever you shout as your going down the slide you get, the englishman goes first and shouts larger as he slides down and lands in larger, the scotsman goes next and shouts whisky as he slides down and he lands in whisky. the irishman slides down and shouts weee! he lands in front of a large plasma screen with a wireless controller in his hand!. ------------------------------------ I thought i knew where that was going too!!