A guy and a girl meet in a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says, “You must be a dentist.” The guy, surprised, says “Yes....how did you figure that out?” ”Easy,” she replied, “You keep washing your hands.” One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, “You must be a very good dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Sure, I'm a good dentist. But how did you figure that out?” ”Simple”, said the girl, “I didn't feel a thing!”
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
