A woman and her long suffering husband go on holiday to Jerusalem to celebrate their 30th anniversary, whilst there the wife dies.
The Funeral Director tells the husband “it will cost £10,000 to return the body to GB for burial or £150 to bury her in Jerusalem”.
The husband thinks about this for a while and then says “I will have her buried in GB”.
The Funeral Director says “why waste all that money?”
To which the husband replies “once there was a man who was killed in Jerusalem he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead, I can’t take that chance!”
