Here's a abridged extract from a book I received of the same name as the punch line.

True story, a vicar was visiting a infant school and asked the children why it was a special time of year.

"It's Christmas" replied one boy

"and why is Christmas special" asked the Vicar

and all the children explained they get presents and preceded to list what presents they'd like.

Christmas is not just about presents the vicar explained it's the birth of a special baby.

At that point one boy informed him that he knew and said "It were called Wayne"

"Wayne? Certainly not!" cried the vicar

"It were!" cried the boy

"Jesus" snapped the Vicar

"Wayne" repeated the boy "I know, 'cos we all sing about it in assembly"

Click to reveal..
"A Wayne in a manger, no crib for a bed"


Very amusing book, certainly recommend it.