Well, if you saw some of the rubbish in my collection (e.g. Max Boyce - Live at Treorchy), I'd get a death sentence, WITHOUT parole!
Then there's the old chestnut...
"I've got a police record"
"Oh yeah, what is it?"
"De Doo Dah Dah"

Naitch

Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....

I'VE NOW GOT ONE!