A man was in a busy shopping centre and he had lost his wife. He asked another man if he'd seen her. The other man replied, "Funnily enough, I've also lost my wife. What does yours look like?" "She's 6 foot tall, slim, long blond hair and large breasts. What does yours look like?" "Who cares? Let’s look for yours!"
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
