How come you forgot DOS Woman, Alan? ...

... you know, plain and simple, but still gets things done.

And BASIC Woman ...

... she gets you all excited at the beginning, but leaves you cold when you realise her limitations.

Or, even, V-B Woman ...

... she may look pretty on the face of it, but is ugly and bloated underneath.

(I could probably continue, but I guess that's enough) smile

If you don't inspect ... don't expect.