Memory was something you lost with age, An application was for employment, A program was a TV show, A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano, A web was a spider's home, A virus was the flu, A CD was a bank account, A hard drive was a long trip on the road, A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, And if you had a 3 inch floppy............you just hoped nobody ever found out!
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
