A woman wondered by a house where she saw a sweet old man rocking in his chair lookin very content.....she ased him what his secret was.....

he said

i smoke 40 cigs a day

drink a bottle of whisky a day

and i eat mcdonalds "super size" twice a day

and i never exercise!!!!!!

how old r u she asked

oh i'm 26


Lee


Don't forget "we've never had it so good".