EBME Forums Forums Free discussion Out of Hours Jokes 2 (son of Jokes!!!)

1) To be annoyingly precise, it's 'singlehandedly', it IS a word, but it's all one (word that is)...

2) I could quite easily TRIPLE the size of your database, if you ask nicely! (Can I assume that "...(your) database..." refers to your personal stock of jokes?)

3) Surely you know how to remove dots!!! Actually, on the original Word document, they're a mixture of minus-signs and slashes,

Glad you like the jokes, and (given the somewhat risque nature of some of them) your approval! (That's the kiss of death!)

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