Old Man Stevenson went down to the Post office to collect his pension. The woman at the window wasn't sure of his age, so she asked him for ID. He said “Oh no, I've left my driving license at home. Will I have to go back and get it?” The woman behind the counter says, “no, just show me some hair”. So he shows his chest from an unbuttoned shirt of white hair, and gets his pension. When he gets home, he tells his wife about his ordeal, who says “Why didn't you show her your todger? You could have been eligible for disability benefit too!”
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
