One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your bum!' His wife was, understandably, not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underpants out of his drawer. 'What the hell is this?' he said to himself as a little dust-cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he yelled into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my undercrackers?' She replied with a snicker 'It's not talcum powder, it's "Miracle Grow"!'
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
