Q: How does a surgeon commit suicide?

A: He jumps from his ego to his I.Q.

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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been X-Rayed” asked the nurse.
“Nope,” replied the belle, “but I’ve been ultra-violated a few times.”


Last edited by Naitch; 15/05/08 11:12 AM. Reason: Same post got added twice (for some reason), so I compensated!
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....

I'VE NOW GOT ONE!