You may have seen it on an earlier post, but nearly all of my jokes come from the archives of an internal BAE Systems Intranet which I accidentally found, when I was working for them. In my spare moments, I downloaded the lot and put it onto a SINGLE Word document. So far, it's 171 pages long. I'll say that again in case you think my fingers mis-typed that - ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE! That's not counting the jokes I've nicked from THIS site. So far, I've got to page 25 of the Word Doc, so there's plenty still to come. So, you'll be wasting more hours passing them on - sorry about that. Still, they should get you a few free pints at your local boozer.
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Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....