A man is walking on the California beach and thinking about his prayer. Then he exclaims: "Oh, my Lord, fulfill one wish for me!" Big dark cloud appears above this man and thunder voice says: "All your life, you try to be honest. I will make one your wish come true." The man: "Build a bridge to Hawaii for me, so I get there every time by a car." - "Your wish is very materialistic! Just imagine those problems: pillars to the Pacific ocean bottom, all that steel and beton, a lot of money. I can manage this your wish, but I am surprised at your temporal goal. Try again, and bring out another wish, My worthy." The man thinks once more and says: My Lord, I wish to uderstand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God says, "Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
