At the pharmacy, a man asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter


said that she herself was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the store,
so there were no male employees. She asked how she could help.


The man said that it was something he would be more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist. She reminded him that she was completely professional, and he could speak
with her.

This is tough for me to discuss," he said, "but I have a permanent erection. So I was
wondering what you could give me for it."


"Just a minute", said the pharmacist, "I'll go talk to my sister." She returned a few
minutes later and said: "We discussed this at length. The absolute best we can do is,
1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car and £3,000 a month living expenses."

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance..
Baffle 'em with bullshit.