There was this bloke driving down the motorway in his sports car, when a three legged chicken went running past him, at 100 mph, so he put his foot to the floor and, at 110mph, the chicken ran past him again and into a barn, so he followed it. He asked the farmer, “Did you see a three legged chicken come in here?” “Sure did”, said the farmer”. Well how come they have three legs?” said the driver. “Well”, the farmer said, "the wife and I likes a leg and the boy likes a leg too, so I breed them” said the farmer. “Well what do they taste like?” asked the driver. “I don’t know” said the farmer “I’ve never caught one yet.“
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
