A man staggers home from the pub and takes his wife upstairs to the bedroom and strips her naked. He then asks her to do a hand stand in front of the full-length mirror, whereupon he parts her legs and places his chin on her private parts and looks in the mirror. The wife asks "what kinky tricks have you got in mind?" He replies, “The guys down the pub were right - I do suit a goatee beard!”
Remember I was asking (asking? Pleading, more like!) for an M400 Mellotron? Well.....
