Cow's Tail


A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two Black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'


'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a Difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls
into a field of cattle.


We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'


'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck
right in the middle of the cow's Ass.


Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks Like Yours!"

'I don't remember much after that'







If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance..
Baffle 'em with bullshit.